Gawker CliffsNotes: "Don't Marry Career Women" - Gawker

"We realize that many of you lead busy lives; some of you are so busy, in fact, that you probably lack the time to read Forbes' 'Stay Away From the Smart Bitches' piece. In that spirit, we've put together a brief summary of the article, based entirely on its slideshow. It actually comes off as a miraculous fairy tale for adults, complete with suitable moral. After the jump, the condensed version of why you shouldn't marry those ball-busting, cash-making whores."