Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are officially engaged! Yes, it happened seconds after the goofy yet hot duo returned from their holiday ski trip in Telluride, Colorado. Maybe the snow got to them? I dunno. What I can tell you is that this was hardly the stuff of Katie Holmes' visions. See, Cam is not into all that "take me to Paris and fill me with diamonds" brouhaha.
"She's a lousy tipper."
--Georgetown servers who have approached me, en masse, regarding First Daughter Jenna Bush's restaurant gratitude habits. Jeez. Guess ya have to leave it to the liberals to be loose with the loot, huh?
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